Daughter: Dad, what do Boy Scouts do?
Me: Discriminate against homosexuals and athiests?
Daughter: No, what do they do in the woods?
Me: I think they pretty much descriminate everywhere.
Daughter: I'm hungry.
Me: Hungry for Equality? Me too, Daughter. Me too.
*staring meaningfully into the distance while my Daughter picks her nose*
Blast From The Past!!!
4 years ago