FallOutBoyIzDaShiz logged on at 2:00 AM
GodRulez logged on at 2:03 AM
FallOutBoyIzDaShiz: God? U there?
GodRulez: Hey wazzup
FallOutBoyIzDaShiz: Wow U R like nevr online anymore!?!?!
FallOutBoyIzDaShiz: LOL LOL !!!1!1!
FallOutBoyIzDaShiz: I feel like you don’t care nemore
GodRulez: Thats cause I dont
FallOutBoyIzDaShiz: I asked you for help wit my math test and I got a 43
GodRulez: Maybe u r just dumb
FallOutBoyIzDaShiz: If I’m dumb then you made me that way
GodRulez: I didn’t make you dumb sucka
GodRulez: The only thing I make is money
GodRulez: All day long
GodRulez logged out at 2:10 AM
GodRulez logged on at 2:11 AM
GodRulez: Don’t pizz me off, I’ll bust a lightning bolt up in your ass
FallOutBoyIzDaShiz: Well then if you didn’t make me who did
GodRulez: Your parents
GodRulez: Listen, all I did was make the earth some animals some plants and a couple of people. Everything that happened after that isn’t my fault
GodRulez: Do you honestly think I made Kanye West?
GodRulez: Gilbert Godfried?
GodRulez: Bobcat Goldthwait?
GodRulez: That aint my crap.
FallOutBoyIzDaShiz: But the Bible says...
GodRulez logged out at 2:15 AM
GodRulez logged on at 2:22 AM
GodRulez: That’s the last time you piss me off. One more time Im up out.
GodRulez: I had nothing to do with the Bible. Some guys got together and wrote a book and tried to tell everyone that I said it and I was all like OMG, WTF?
FallOutBoyIzDaShiz: You didn’t say that stuffs?!?!?!
GodRulez: Nope. I like gay people. I think you should be able to eat shrimp whenever you want. Marry your pet ferret, I don’t care. Why would I?
GodRulez: The guys who wrote it figured they could get all kinds of stuff past everyone and make a bunch of dumb rules if they said I said it because I wasn’t around to tell anyone that I didn’t say it because I def did not say it
FallOutBoyIzDaShiz: Totally confused…
GodRulez: And it happened so long ago that everyone kind of just takes it as the truth now. Like when you said you made out with Lisa Richards in 6th grade and now everyone believes it because you said it so long ago no one remembers if it really happened or not
FallOutBoyIzDaShiz: Why don’t you tell everyone now how you really feel?
GodRulez: Not worth it. I don’t want to make rules, I just want to see how everything plays out. Pretty interesting so far, gotta say
GodRulez: Im a lot older than people think. Yea, I made Dinosaurs, whats up? T-Rex woooot! And suck on some velociraptor while UR at it! I loved those suckas
FallOutBoyIzDaShiz: UR acting weird
GodRulez: Just figured out how to make high powered weed. It. Is. Awe. Some.
GodRulez: starving to death up in here
GodRulez logged out at 2:37 AM
FallOutBoyIzDaShiz: fine b that way
FallOutBoyIzDaShiz logged out at 2:51 AM
GodRulez logged on at 3:12 AM
GodRulez: ok I just had a revelation
GodRulez: When you walk on the beach, you will see two sets of footprints because I am walking beside you. When you only see one set of footprints, run like hell cause I got all ate up by a shark and shit.
GodRulez: srsly u gotta try this weed it da diggity dope snap zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
GodRulez logged out at 3:14 AM
Blast From The Past!!!
4 years ago