I’m wearing a white diamond glove!
*moonwalk*
Billie Jean
*moonwalk*
Do you like my red leather jacket?
Beat It! Beat It!
*spin*
Ow! Wooo!
*moonwalk*
*jumping in the air while spinning and collapsing in an awkward heap*
Can you call a doctor; I just tore my Achilles’ tendon. I’m serious.
*laying on the ground wearing a red leather jacket and a white glove and nothing else*
Can you get me some pants before the paramedics get here? Tribute's over man.
Tribute's over.

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I GUARANTEE this exact scenario played out in 3-5 major US cities this week. Guarantee.
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