Friday, October 23, 2009

Book of Buster: Verse 10, Chapter 3

And so, in the great Movie Theater of Heaven, it came to pass that there was a midnight showing of “Leprechaun in the Hood (working title: Leprechaun in da Hood)”. The angels and archangels and prophets and such all gathered in front of the great golden movie screen watched in silence. God arrived late (as usual) and sat in the back row noisily crunching away on some popcorn.

God leaned over to John and said, “Fuck is this?”

John said, “’Tis ‘Leprechaun in da Hood’, O Great One.”

God squinted and said “Is that Coolio?”

Nodding, John said, “'Tis, my lord.”

Clearly baffled, God stopped eating and said, “Seriously, what the hell is this?”

John, looking over at the Supreme Being said, “You should know, you made it did you not?”

Shaking his head vehemently, God said “Uh-uh. No way no how. No way I made a movie about a Leprechaun terrorizing Ice-T and Coolio. Nope.”

Shrugging and turning back to the movie, John said, “As you wish, my Lord, but you did create all things in Heaven and Earth. This movie would be one of those things, would it not?”

“Gotta go!” God said suddenly and ran from the theater leaving John shaking his head watching the conclusion of one of God’s greatest follies.


4 reaction(s)::

JenJen said...

looks like the screen is showing a picture of an ultrasound.

Millions Of Atoms Man said...

It could be. It is actually a pot smoking Leprechaun. Or a pot smoking fetus.

CB said...

Hahahha Eric, you crack me up.. EVERY time!!

Fumbling confidence said...

Very funny... I am sure God got the hell away from that trainwreck. I wouldn't claim it either, even if I was omnipotent. (I've been waiting for a couple of days to use that word.) So thanks.

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