Monday, April 26, 2010

Book of George Michael: Verse 3, Chapter 300

It is written that the unicorns and rainbows will unite to form a perfect union of shade and light. And the Elephants will wear top hats and dance to the sounds of Duke Ellington and his Orchestra while Monkeys keep time with firecrackers. Yay though the grass speaks in tounges and the trees bend with the weight of Gorilla poop, the heathens and the chosen few will dance like Kevin Bacon in Footloose while small babies will roll down the hills of candy canes and LEGALIZE WEED!

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Dan said...

I've missed you and your mind.

A lot.

aladdinsane12 said...

hills of candy canes? that sounds painful. and gorilla poop in trees? i don't know how i feel about this... at least everybody will be so stoned that they won't care!

JenJen said...

Any post withe Gorilla poop is awesome.

Amber said...

So, I went to Catholic school and I wish this verse had existed at that time because it would've been my senior quote.

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