Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Book of Maebe: Verse 99, Chapter 2

Hold hands with Jesus whilst you walk the path of enlightenment. If ye chose to not hold hands, ye could get hurt. And make sure ye look both ways before crossing the road of the damned. Hey, don’t let go of Jesus’ hand! HOLD HANDS WITH JESUS! That’s it I’m taking all of your coloring books and crayons away! I SAID HOLD HANDS! Fine, get run over by a chariot, see if I care! WHY WON”T YOU LISTEN TO ME?!?! JESUS!

2 reaction(s)::

Caffeinated Bliss said...

Hahahaha! Love it!

aladdinsane12 said...

he is an overbearing S.O.B., isn't he?

shit, i'm totally going to hell now...

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