Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Book of Oscar: Verse 9, Chapter 2

And there was a terrible crash, and the large one fell through the heavens and landed on the little one, causing much laughter. The little one didn’t think it was so funny, but the large one did and so forevermore the constellation “Big Dipper” was known as the “Funny One” while the “Little Dipper” was known as the “One with no sense of humor”. The constellation “Orion” was known as the “laughing asshole”. So it is written.

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