I have had quite a few Google hits from people searching for information on “Clubbed Thumbs” due to this entry I wrote last year: Clubbed Thumbs. Currently, my “Clubbed Thumbs” blog entry is the eleventh result in a Google search on “Clubbed Thumbs”, believe it or not. I was flattered for a minute and then I realized the sad state of affairs for Clubbed Thumbers when my ridiculous post is the eleventh most pertinent web entry on this medical condition. I picture poor people searching Google for legitimate information and help, instead stumbling into this buffoonery. That being said, I want more people getting stuck here while searching for legitimate help (who wouldn’t?). Therefore, I am littering this post with some (hopefully) common Google searches and some other medical conditions besides Clubbed Thumbs making this post an official Google Trap. So, without further ado, here we go (despair, for there is no escape):
MALE PATTERN BALDNESS
HARELIP HELP AND INFO
PIGEON TOES AND THE PEOPLE WHO LIVE WITH THEM
REMOVE WRINKLES FOREVER
GROW A FOOT TALLER IN 10 SECONDS
MAKE GOLD IN YOUR BASEMENT
MONEY TREES AND HOW TO GROW THEM
Bring them to me, Google. I command you. Bring them to me.
Blast From The Past!!!
3 years ago