Buy a man a fish; you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish; you make him stink the rest of that day. Teach a man to read; you give him a headache for a day. Teach a man to run; he gets tired very quickly. Teach a man to jump rope; he’s already exhausted from running, fishing and reading. Buy a man a treadmill; are you saying the man is fat? Teach a man to lift weights; you make him self conscious. Buy a man an oversized sweatshirt; the man can take a hint. Buy a man some earplugs; leave the fat man alone.
Blast From The Past!!!
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